Dinosaur Jokes

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Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexJune 23, 201425686 Views38 Replies

Yes, I do remember what happened last time we had a joke thread. I think we can all handle it however, so I thought "Why not?" I've got a few rules, don't worry, they're easy to follow.

1: Keep it clean. No cussing, nothing sexual, and don't imply it either

2: Be friendly. Don't get angry if you don't like a joke.

Just remember, if you don't like something you see here, vacate the topic ASAP. If this topic takes a turn for the worse, I will not hesitate to lock it, and neither will Rex Fan.

Remember guys, a little joke never hurt anyone, so enjoy.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

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Carnosaur
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CarnosaurJune 23, 2014

Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.

Allotitan
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AllotitanJune 23, 2014

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Tell life I don't want you're damn lemons, and then squeeze them into life's eyes!

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Lord VaderJune 23, 2014

Jack of all trades. Master of none

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Silver_FalconJune 23, 2014

Here, have a waffle (-'.')-#

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Something RealJune 23, 2014

MR.HAPPY9097 - Hahaha! Oh, this is exceptionally fun! Here we go!

Two velociraptors are eating a clown. One looks up to the other with a quizzical look upon its face and says "Does this taste funny to you?" ;)

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Acro RexJune 23, 2014

"Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?" - John Hammond

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Lord VaderJune 23, 2014

Haha, this is all funny. Nice jokes everyone.

Just so you guys know, when I said no cussing, I meant no F-bombs or anything else in that category of cuss words.

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CarnosaurJune 23, 2014

Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.

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x_paden_xJune 23, 2014

Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way

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Lord VaderJune 23, 2014

Jack of all trades. Master of none

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Raptor-401June 23, 2014

Nice picture. I don't have any different pictures right now.

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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Lord VaderJune 23, 2014

That's fine. This is actually going pretty well (better than I expected, to be honest). Isn't it nice when no one goes ballistic?

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Raptor-401June 23, 2014

Yes it is quite lovely. Let's just not mention it though...

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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JRRJune 23, 2014

''look dad im the jurassic park lawyer''

and ''if dinosaurs had twitter''

are my favorite

@JRR300 on discord @JesusRamirex13 on Twitter

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Lord VaderJune 23, 2014

Deal.

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Something RealJune 23, 2014

MR.HAPPY9097 - Hahaha! This thread is remarkably fun! I'm having a delightful time! Thank you for sharing this with us! :)

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Rex Fan 684June 23, 2014

Nice, here's a few more...

(to be honest, I wasn't a big fan of Kong either, haha)

(this is a far better end result for the fight in King Kong)

T.rex and Spino settle their differences to take down the true menace!

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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Rex Fan 684June 23, 2014

MrHappy, you wanted a Ceratosaurus meme, here's one I made...

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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Raptor-401June 23, 2014

WHEN SOMEONE ON THE FOURM POSTS 3+ CONSECUTIVE TOPICS IN LESS THAN A FEW HOURS

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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Rex Fan 684June 23, 2014

Not a hundred percent sure what you're getting at Raptor, but OK.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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