Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 12:25 PMYes, I do remember what happened last time we had a joke thread. I think we can all handle it however, so I thought "Why not?" I've got a few rules, don't worry, they're easy to follow.
1: Keep it clean. No cussing, nothing sexual, and don't imply it either
2: Be friendly. Don't get angry if you don't like a joke.
Just remember, if you don't like something you see here, vacate the topic ASAP. If this topic takes a turn for the worse, I will not hesitate to lock it, and neither will Rex Fan.
Remember guys, a little joke never hurt anyone, so enjoy.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Spinojira
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 10:19 PM@Mr.Happy9097 I don't want to be the bad guy here, but Spinosaurus' diet was not ONLY fish. For what I know, their diet was mainly based on fish, but not RESTRICTED to it. They would hunt ,for example, some Ouranosaurus once in a while. Don't want to start an argument, just saying! ;)
Also, this thread is hilarious! Really funny pictures! Hope I can add an image later!
(Make that Ceratosaurus famous!)
"Its a Tyrannosaurus."
"I don't think so... It sounds bigger. It sounds like death; the destroyer of worlds...."
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-24-2014 3:23 AMI know just as well as the next guy Spinojira, that Spino did not eat only fish. Like I said, a little joke never hurt anyone.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusJun-24-2014 3:29 AM@spinojira, that's the joke...Kind of an inside one at this point for the members that have been here a while...glad you liked it though.It was intended for a laugh like it is, not for anyone to get butthurt over
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusJun-24-2014 5:12 AMHere's 2 more I did...
Sci-Fi King25
MemberAllosaurusJun-24-2014 6:57 AMHere's some:
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus
Get it?
(This isn't really a dinosaur joke, but you can't beat Raptor Logic)
Finally...
Like these?
“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-24-2014 7:52 AMHaha, so that's how Spino beat Rex; Rex let him win. A genius plan that backfired.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Something Real
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-24-2014 12:29 PMSCI-FI KING25 - Hahaha! That "Licensed to carry small arms" one was bloody fantastic! :)
RoonieRoo
MemberCompsognathusDec-14-2019 3:40 AMOne of these almost got me kicked from history class :D
