Velociraptor Awareness

Sci-Fi King25
MemberAllosaurusApr-15-2016 1:42 PMNot sure if anyone remembers the old tradition of Velociraptor Awareness Month here. Guess what people- Velociraptor Awareness Day is in THREE DAYS! This April 18, be prepared to fight off the Raptors. Here's some helpful pictures to help-
“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster
We aren't all Raptors. Seeing as to how we are no longer the rebels and are in charge, I suppose the Galactic Empire would be fitting. However, a cool acronym would be cool to have.
If you guess you are with us, then you are with us. However, if you disprove your loyalty, Tacos may be your last meal.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Don't worry buddy, I'll show loyalty. One of my personal goals of life is to remain loyal.
I will make it official then.
The Rebellion, will be reorganized into the FIRST!! GALACTIC EMPIRE!! For a safe...And....Secure! Society!
Good grief.
First and only GG. The Empire shall never be defeated. We will ensure our dominance through acceptance, peace, negotiations, rehabilitation, and a military so large and powerful no one would dare go against us.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Ahem! I am in charge.
You can say that again. Major General 9097 and Lord Vader are in charge. We are the highest authority and anyone who dares challenge us will not be negotiated with. They will be killed on the spot!
My two egos are of the same opinion, all should be concerned about that.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
I would very much like to be Emperor Darth JP. But I prefer to be the personal assassin of the Empire. Refer to me as Lord GG, and anyone that stands in the way of Emperor Vader and I, will be destroyed.
Darth JP, I would much gladly like to make your our head of military command!
Good grief.
@Lord GG: Thanks. You'll be a bounty hunter and I'm Grand Moff Tarkin then?
"Part of the journey is the end..."
I'll give you King, GG. Understood? There's only one Lord, and that's me. We can't be going around giving too many people positions above King. That's why society is the way it is today. Giving people more credit than deserved. I don't care if your child didn't place in an event, big deal, none of that participant award BS. If you want something, earn it.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
As long as I am apart of military actions and the second in command of the Empire, all is well.
Good grief.
I'll assign the positions around here, thank you very much. Darth JP, you want to be head of military command, go right on ahead. You'll be referred to as Commander. Understood?
Jack of all trades. Master of none
You've been my right hand man this whole time, of course you're second in command.
Jack of all trades. Master of none