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Not sure if anyone remembers the old tradition of Velociraptor Awareness Month here. Guess what people- Velociraptor Awareness Day is in THREE DAYS! This April 18, be prepared to fight off the Raptors. Here's some helpful pictures to help-

 

 

 

 

 

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

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SCI-FI KING25 - Hahaha! That is fantastic! Thank you ever so much for taking the time to share this with us! Do not worry; I am certain that everyone will be quite prepared for for the wicked adaptors once they rear their heads! :)

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Hahaha too funny

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How can it ever live up to the intensity of last year's...

Good grief.

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Yep last years was amazingly fun! Can't wait to get back to the forums once again!

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RAPTORS ARE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES!

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I remember Velociraptor awareness month.

 

Did someone say 'Velociraptor'?

 

This does not concern you MG9097.

 

Why not?

 

Because I said so.

 

That's not a good enough reason.

 

Fine, if you don't shut up, I'm cutting your head off.

 

You'd be killing yourself!

 

You're not making this easy.

 

When do I ever?

 

Never anymore. You used to be happy with food. Someone just haaaad to show you some affection and now it's constantly "I wanna hug and I want to talk about my feelings" and if you don't get your way you turn violent.

 

Did you have to say that out loud? That hurt me in the ego.

 

Are you going to shut up?

 

Yes.

 

Good. We'll talk later. 

 

About what?

 

Whatever you want.

 

Um, just ignore that. Nothing going on here, nothing to see. Just two personalities arguing. Nothing new. Don't be alarmed.

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....

Good grief.

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I'm a new member, how do we fight Raptors?

"Part of the journey is the end..."

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Wasn't there two teams, or did we combine? Can't remember who's side I was on... But I still remember posting tons of GIFs because they're so much fun! =D 

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There were two teams, yes. The Rebellion and the DAF. If I'm not mistaken, we did call a cease fire. We never really determined who was in charge, but seeing as to how I'm the highest ranking that still remains from either side, I'll take charge. 

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Also, JPS, we didn't fight officially, we just kinda acted like children. You have this, well I have this. Kinda like that annoying childhood friend meme, but we just got more and more annoying. Let's not have a repeat of that. 

 

Besides, I have a Death Star if anyone screws with me. 

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XD

"Part of the journey is the end..."

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Who's "MG9097?"

"Part of the journey is the end..."

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Lord Vader- Can I be an Inquisitor?

Good grief.

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@Lord Vader: I rebel.

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Did I just hear what I think I heard!!? "Who's MG9097"? Who's MG9097!? Can you believe that!? I, MG9097, short for "Major General 9097", am the most feared individual around! I am fear, I am death, I am.........

 

MG9097, shut up! No one cares about your "I am fear, I am death, I am....." BS. You are a psychopath with a little too much freedom because you only come around every so often.

 

I am not a psychopath! I am right!

 

We went over this dammit! Do you want me to tell them your secret?

 

You already told them about the Death Star.

 

I'm not talking anything weapon related.

 

You wouldn't.

 

You and me both know, I would.

 

Asshole.

 

MG9097 is my alter ego. I get angry, I become MG9097. It doesn't happen very often, just about this time of year. Also, when you say you rebel, does that mean you are joining the Rebellion, or are you rebelling against me?

 

GG, go for it. 

 

Also, Tacos on Teusday, all members of the Rebellion and its allies are invited. 

 

Tacos?

 

Yes MG, tacos. You won't get any if you don't shut up.

 

I'll behave. 

 

Good.

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@Lord Vader: Hey, I'm new around here.

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I know. MG9097 doesn't understand that though. 

 

Is he coming for tacos?

 

Ill ask. 

 

MG9097 wants to know if you'll be joining us on the Death Star for Tacos on Teusday. If you're on our side, you can participate in all the festivities (Taco Teusday, Wing Wednesday, kick the crap out of your irritating coworker Monday, among our other past times). However, if you decide to go against us, we have a Death Star and we've only tested it out once. We'd love to test it out again. 

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@Lord Vader: Death Star

"Part of the journey is the end..."

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MG, he's on our side.

 

Alright, but he better learn to show me some respect. I am in charge after all.

 

No, I'm in charge. 

 

MG9097 expects some respect from you. Basically, don't talk to him unless he talks to you and you're golden. 

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