So what now with Jurassic Park 3?

I didn't enjoy it, although it wasn't a completely horrible movie, I agree that we all should just forget about it

I almost forgot about that disgrace until I saw this topic.

I agree, let's forge JP3 every happened.

SO far, we shall forget JP3...

Except ALAN! Me and Primal said we should make a religion out of it... As Primal said: DO not priase Allah, praise ALAN!!!!

Alanu ackbar!

Oh God I was seriously hoping someone would say that!!!

God that's hilarious!!!

I mean- ALAN! That's hilarious!

Were you expecting someone else to say it?

Yeah, I was hoping so.

Hoping I'd be the one say it, or someone else?

Oh, I was hoping just anyone would say it, and I guess I was hoping you would say it since I was telling you about our one and holy lord ALAN!

Actually, I'm Lord Vader.

Vader is a false prophet, as it is written in the Al'an

THere is no god save ALAN! and 401 is his prophet!

ALAN!-401 - I could not agree more! Though certain moments in Jurassic Park 3 were fun, I felt that it did not live up to the legacy left behind by the first two films. Indeed, I believe we should leave Jurassic Park 3 in the past for the continued unity of the Jurassic Park fans! Let us heal the rift by coming together to celebrate this rebirth of the franchise with Jurassic World! By the way, I recently saw the film and it was absolutely amazing! Additionally, I love your avatar! "Alan..." Hahaha! :)

What does he do now?

Umm... No more Raptor Jesus? What do I... Ah well...

*Clears throat*

So, you have ALAN! and his prophet ALAN!-401. Now, where does Raptor Jesus fit in? According to my predictions, ALAN! sent Raptor Jesus to the Earth in June 993. 1,000 years later, Jurassic Park was released, spreading the ALAN!ness to the world with raptors. This failed, so ALAN! himself made Jurassic Park 3, but it was changed by the followers chaos, took out all the ALAN! references, and added the RvS. Raptor Jesus added the small ALAN! reference to prevent total chaos.

The Jurassic Park movies are religious films.

SCI-FI KING25 - Hahaha! Goofball! ;)

^Oh, but these calcuations are serious. I even used some very accurate sources, like Wikipedia and random Google searches.

SCI-FI KING25 - Hahaha! Oh, I see. Well, I am certain everything you have gathered to explain your prehistoric ecclesiarchy is quite well doccumented and held as sublime truth. Forgive the doubting nature of one whose eyes have not yet been opened to the light of the divine probity you bear hence. ;)

Yes Sci-FI King and Something Real, remember every day to praise ALAN! JP3 did try to convert the JP fans to worship ALAN! but it did not work, and I have been sent as his prophet to spread his word!

ALAN!-401 - Hahaha! I shall commit to the due diligence befitting one who has been brought into the fold of the great circle of ALAN!; let his great work be done upon this world! :)

I mean... Worse comes to worse, Universal will just pull a disney and say the film didn't exist in cannon or something... But universal doesn't love its fans "That" much. 

I think, It should still be considered cannon, But it shouldn't be held to the exact same storyline as JW. Granted, During 2001 Jurassic world was still somewhat under construction. 

One can assume thats how there was such a Fast Rescue response to Sorna. It wasn't because ellie contacted them, It was because they were in the Area. 

What bothers me is that there is a snow balls chance in hell that the construction of JW could be kept tightly under wraps... So, During Alans Speech about how Hammonds park was a horrible Idea and should never be attempted again, The park is still super under wraps, Or is like, Years away from release and No one knows yet. (The park opened in 05 if I recall correctly).

So, yes. JP3 is still technically Cannon, But there is some definate problems inbetween the two Films.

For example... In one of the Comics in the EU, Hammonds son in law: Peter Ludlow, Managing to survive the Events of TLW, Goes and makes a Park in texas... With, you guessed it, dinosaurs. He has a secret agenda, yadda yadda. But my point here is, That Lex, Who became a famous CEO of a crop corperation, Went to the UN multiple times, Aswell as the other survivors, to plead to keep the Island chain 100% Off limits. 

That's the problem. Someone, Any of the Numerous survivors of EITHER adventure with INGEN, or litterally any of the park staff could present this problem to the UN. Keeping in mind that they were indeed Sworn to secrecy with a Lot of cash for their silence. That wouldn't mean no one would speak out about it... I'm sure Alan's silence was Bough again in JP3, along with the rest of the cast but still. The intervention of a World Government would indeed mean that they know about it...

There's just one too many plot holes that need explaining. I think they could do what they used to with JP, And do a comic (old school style) to fill in the gaps. Thanks to the EU, We now know that Muldoon actually survived.

Course, that was an old comment.

X_PADEN_X - Wow! I was not aware of the Jurassic Park Expanded Universe! That is extremely compelling! I am exceedingly pleased that Muldoon survived! :)

Well that was a lot of info Paden, but I think at the time JP 3 was released, the idea of Jurassic World was far from coming...

And when I said we forget about the movie, I mean that we forget about the memory of the movie.

@SomethingReal

There was a lot of EU made after JP came out. You can still find/order some of it today at Indigo/chapters I think.

Muldoons survivial was a bit trivial tho... It wasn't a good explanation. SOmething about how he knew those raptors better then anyone... Kinda like an Older chris pratt... But more shot guns, less motor bikes.

@Raptor-401

Memories of the movie, Yes... God, I didn't enjoy JP3 too much man. Could've been SO much better. I agree, Lets all burn our memories on JP3!

NOW, OFF TO STUDY FOR FINALS IN LIKE, TWO DAYS!

*Slaps magical raptor as I ride off into the sunset*

Yeah, let's just burn it before it lays eggs...

Yes, may ALAN! be with you in your studying!

Nobody can forget the most laughable scene in a movie not worthy to be a part of the franchise...

Just as many fans protect TLW I will always protect JP/// it's hard to explain being born in the 2000's...I really understand you older fans, I really do, but I personally would be hurt if it was deleted by Universal...

You guys can go and say I am not a true JP fan but I will always protect that movie as it recieves unnecesary heat... I would watch that anyday over any other moive aside from JP, TLW JP or JW.... 

I love all JP films.

alan

say it 

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louder alan

and Fvckthekirbys is mine! But you can use it because I am happy with its intentions!

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It occurs to me that the reason so many didn't particularly care for JP3 is due to Spino's winning the heavyweight title from T. Rex. Granted, it wasn't quite the coronation I had envisioned - ALAN! - but such things rarely are. As Spino's personal trainer and manager I'll take the belt any way I can get it so while it may have been a bumpy ride - ALAN! - I was satisfied with the end result. Still.., I wouldn't mind having that awful third round back to try and do it better. Regardless, Spino and I are open to a rematch. Just.., try to leave - ALAN! - at home?

@JPCerato,

Scrolling through that really fast hurt my eyes... Anyway, #ALAN! #ThatWasAnUnesessaryHashtag! #WhyAmIStillDoingThis? #Hashtag!

JPCerato, the amount of those "ALAN!" gifs is too much and is very disgraceful to the on true god ALAN!.

I am a SPino fan, as well, but to me Jurassic Park 3 is sitll a very dissapointing film that I think that all JP fans, collectively, should just ultimately forget about.

And Sci-FI, there is something that is so stupidly fun on making hashtags...

#IHonestlyDontKnow

Sigh...

Anyway... My answers is... No.

I can't.

Growing up, I loved that movie. When I was, like, four, I didn't understand what made a movie good or not good. All I knew was I liked the dinosaurs, and that was good enough for me.

Plus, it was the first time I was introduced to the awesome spinosaurus aegypticus. And Rex fans won't like me for this, but I always thought 'that scene' was really cool.

Asking me to forget about that movie is like asking me to forget about one of the movies I grew up with and loved, which I cannot, and will not, do.

Nowadays I know the difference between the good and the bad in a movie, and I won't deny JP 3 had a lot of them. But I will never, ever pretend the movie doesn't exist.

(And side note, the dinosaurs in JP 3 WERE monsters, that was the point, so I don't mind that).

That's fine, like I said, by forget I mean just not mention it since it was so dissapointing. And yeah, I actually did like 'that scene', I'll just admit it:

The only reason I don't like it it is because it was short. TO me it was still cool. And People may go BUT IT WAS BULLSHIT, well it's a Science Fiction movie. And funny how they don't get mad when King Kong killed 3 of them in the movie and how inacurate THAT was.