Five Nights at Jurassic World

Even if the animal has teeth bigger then your head.

INDIANA JONES - Mr. Round - his professional name. ;)

MR.HAPPY9097 - I agree whoile-heartedly! I might be small, but I'll go down kicking nd clawing if I have to! Or I'll just use my Mossberg - whichever is handiest! ;)

Yes TK, even if it's teeth are bigger than my head. 

Something Real, I'm with you there, though I have a preference for my Remington shotgun (getting a Mossberg rifle soon though). 

Human vs bambiraptor. Tough fight for human.

Not if the human has a shotgun. Just the same, I'm the guy who isn't afraid to get a little blood on my hands. 

I was kidding..... Bambiraptor is like 20 pounds........

MR.HAPPY9097 - Ooooh! That's a pretty rifle! Would certainly do the trick against most mid-sized dinosaurs! :)

Well if you die, you become known as one of the only people to have experienced death by raptor!

Hey guys...Robert Muldoon and his magical short shorts took on some raptors!...he died though...

INDIANA JONES - May his soul (and short shorts) rest in peace. :(

Thank you something real. But i havent gotten there in my webseries yet, when i reach that point...i think i might cry.

INDIANA JONES - There, there, sweetie. It'll be alright. His body may perish, but his undersized pantaloons will endure for eternity. ;)

XD

Saw a parody video on youtube like this a while ago. It had the scene from JP with Grant yelling about the door locks, then the fox bursts through the door.

I think I may have finally come to terms with the fact that I am the only person on Earth who isn't terrified of Five nights. I'm just not scared of colorful stuffed animals, no matter how much they're trying to kill me.

Replace them with raptors though... There's an idea.

Now, onto my five nights IRL Strategy. 

1. Survive the first night.

2. Use money gained on first night to buy gasoline and lighters.

3. LET IT BURN!!!!!!!!!!

>:D

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PS: Pyromaniacy and sociopathy are an awesome combination.

And you could be a guard left at the nursery on Sorna after everyone else evacuated! Then you contacted the mainland and have to wait 5 days for the U.S government to get you clearance to come back, so you have to survive that long. Jesus, that would be terrifying.  Even worse than the original burger version.

And, Happy, let's face it, just like you I would go down fighting. However wed both be nearly screwed no matter what type of weapon we had. Man sized theropods and up, nearly no chance. And don't even get me started on super-predators....

Sounds like an interesting proposal, I'd play it!

EVAN123 - Hey, sweetie! It's been too long! :)

SILVER FALCON - I envy your inability to be freaked-out by those bloody awful animatronic horrors. That being said, your method of dealing with them is quite appealing! :)

PRIMAL KING - Indeed! That would be extremely nerve-wracking! One more reason why I wouldn't bloody play it! ;)

I only get scared if the animals are getting killed. But anything else, won't scare me.o_o

It has indeed been too long! Welcome back!

In this situation, I would go to a nice room, barricade the door and windows, go to a corner, and then curl up into a fetal postion, praying that I willl survive.

This is the parody Youtube video I was talking about with 'Five Nights in Jurassic Park'. 

Also the situation presented in five nights at freddy's is extra creepy. Why would you even go there after the first night?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_syqsl-GHI

Why would you go there after the first night? Simple, to burn the place down.

I do not know why they did not have the protagnist do that...I mean I heard theories that the protagonist is simply being hired as bait so the robots did not get out.

MATT - Hahaha! That parody was fun! It actually took some of the terrifying nature out of the fox (though it's still nightmarish)! :)