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What Do You Do? #5

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Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusJun-12-2014 1:27 PM

Okay, this one just came up to me mere minutes ago, so I have tried my best to make this as good as possible.

However, this one has a slight twist... ;)

Now, imagine yourself in this situation!!!___________________________________________________________________

You have just survived the attack from Spinosaurus from the What do You Do? #4. The only items you have are the ones you didn't use to survive from the Spinosaurus. For those of you who chose death, let's just pretend you found a stick next to your car and fought the Spino with it, and made it back away. And let's just pretend you had a first-aid kit in the trunk which you used to heal your wounded leg.

I know, that part right there sounded irrational, but goddamn it I needed to make up some excuse. Now, your car however, ran out of gas by a very particular large cage. YOu did have some extra gas in a portable gas gallon container, but it was leaked when the Spino came to you. You really have no other choice and walk into the cage hoping there maybe gas inside the building beyond the cage. It is quite foggy in there. You just keep on walking when out of the fog comes a huge, nasty, hungy, angry mommy Pterosaur...

DISREGARD ERIC IN THE PICTURE. THERE IS NO OTHER HUMAN ON THE ISALND, YOU ARE THE ONLY IDIOT WHO DECIDED TO TREAD THIS ISLAND TO TAKE PICTURES, AND YOU ARE LUCKY TO STILL BE ALIVE. SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK I JUST WANTED TO MAKE THIS REALLY NOTCIEABLE AND I THINK I AM TAKING TO MUCH SPACE AND YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY IN HELL'S NAME I AM STILL GOING ON I MEAN I AM WONDERING MYSELF WHY I KEEP ON TYPING... MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO ONE BUT I AM FINDING THIS QUITE FUN... IF I KEEP ON GOING SURELY NO ONE WILL MISS ME STATING TO DISREGARD ERIC IN THE PICTURE. WELL COME TO THINK ABOUT I ALREADY HAVE WASTED TWO MINUTES OF MY TIME TYPING THIS. SERIOUSLY WHY AM I STILL DOING THIS I AM PROBABLY GOING TO ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO READ THIS AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO STILL BOTHERED READING THIS SEGMENT I GIVE YOU MY THANKS FOR YOUR VERY LONG ATTENTION SPAN.

 

Now going on, The Pterodactly grabs you and hoists you up to it's babies. There are 10 of them, and you are on top of a secluded rock, and if you jump off the rock you face improbable death. There is also the mother and the father, both the same size, standing aside waiting fot their babies to eat you and they will attack if you try to hurt them.

WHAT YOU HAVE

-The items you didn't use in the last What Do You Do?, which are stored in your backpack

-A back that contains:

-A whistle, flashlight, water bottle, box of mecicine containing 8 pills that treat stomach sicknesses, sunglasses, and a pistol with 8 rounds.

-You also have our clothes on and a cap

-You have nothing else with you on and your backpack and feel free to add details that do not go against these details.

Enjoy and have fun.

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Lord Vader
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Well, it could have been worse for mama Pteranodon. Could've shot to wound the parents, and proceed to smash their heads in AFTER doing that to the babies. I mean, I'm a lunatic, but not that bad, that's just plain terrible. 

I would never kill another person....... for no reason.

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I would never kill a person unless it was necessary. For instance, maybe for self-defense or to rid of a serial killer.

That is terrible...

You know what, I think one of these days I ought to turn into CAPTAIN-401...

Just gives me an idea...

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GUAH GUAH HAHAHA.

This is no longer Raptor-401 Speaking... Raptor-401 is no longer here. EVRYONE SHALL SUFFER BEFORE ME!!!

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Lord Vader
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If anything, my "Alter ego" is Mr.Happy9097, not Lieutenant 9097. You don't want me to be me full out. I'm a lunatic, and to prove I'm serious about my persoannl safety, I have a shotgun in the corner of my bedroom, next to the door. Action open, loaded, but not chambered, won't go off by accident.

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MUAH HAHA HAHA. I AM THE TRUE ONE. I AM NOT RAAPTOR-401. THIS WHOLE TIME WAS MY PLOT. I NOW HAVE 33 FOLLOWERS. I NOW HAVE MY CHANCE FOR POWER!!!! I AM ARMED WITH TWO SHIELDS, A GUN, AND A SWORD. SOON THIS WHOLE FORUM WILL BE MINE!!!

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Hmmmm, I'd be intimidated, but that's just not in my character. I've got a loaded shotgun at my side, 58 followers, and what kind of gun do you have? Just wondering. List the model, not the calibre. 

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you both should change your names to

crazy-401

and

mr.lunatic9097

 

 

 

 

 

 

just joking

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HAHAHA!!! THOSE FOLLOWERS WILL ABANDON YOU UPON MY POWERRRRRRR!!! AND THE GUN IS A TOP-SECRET WEAPON, HAHA!!!

Dude, stop it!!!

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!

Raptor-401, telling you to just back off, I have discussed this with you many times, Captain.

WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY POWER, MY GUN WILL TAKE YOU AWAY.

Shut up, the gun is just a weak Nerf Gun. We've been over this, for God's sake.

OH YEAH??!!! WHAT ABOUT MY FOLLOWERS!!??

They're just followers. You heard Mr. Happy.He's got 58. And the other veterans have more followers than you.

WHAT ABOUT MY MIGHTY SWORD!!??

That's a COSPLAY SWORD. Sure it is real metal and could o real damage, but I think it wouldn't be threatening at all!!!

SHUT UP!!! EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!! EVEN YOU!!!!

I AM YOU, IDIOT. I will put stop to this nonsense at once.

ON NO YOU DON'T YOU LITT---

There we go!

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More like Mr.Lunatic9097 for me (I'm the lunatic, not 401). 

 

Haha, ha, good to have you back 401, the captain wouldn't have stood chance against the Lieutenant. 

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Yes, I am still having trouble shutting him up.

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Id shoot the parents, wait until the hachlings calm down, then use the fish to lure the hachlings into the car, i can probably use them to distract any other predator i come across.

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Easy, distract the babies with the fish, then shoot the parents with the pistol, 2 shots in each chest, and 1 shot in each head. With the parents out of the way, I simply give the bab pterosaurs flying lessons by kicking them off the nest and watching them fail miserably one by one, and plumet to the jagged rocks below. My stomach hurts, so I pop a pill and head down the rock.

Youre fat, and I'm not sugarcoating it cause you'd probably eat that too.

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I'd die...

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@Smaug- Glad you found a way to let the hatchlings survive!

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@Jezza- Well you seem to have fun with the sight of failure...

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@DinoSteve- And of course the casual "I'm gonna die what's the point?" reply...

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Yes, indeed! We were missing that one! :D

Jokes apart, I'm not as superhero as all of you here. I'd rather stumble in the first rock in the path because of my clumsiness. End of the story. :P

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Easy. I have a shotgun that has four shots left. I shoot the parents, twice each just to make sure they are dead, and beat the hatchlings with shotgun, until they leave me alone. If they don't, I will start shooting them with pistol. I don't have enough bullets to shoot all of them so I beat them to death with the shotgun. There are dead and I leave the nest, look for gas, find some, and try and find a way off the island.

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@DinoSteve- well I sure am glad you filled the role!

EVERYONE TREMBLE BEFOR-

Shut it Captain 401.

YOU HAVE NOT-

SHUT UP. Sorry.

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@Gojira2K- Well you seem very confident of yourself!!! Poor babies though, I should have given them a better option, oh well...

YOU, JOIN ME IN MY-

Last time Captain 401, shut it before I punish you.

 

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