The Legacy of Raptor401: The Next Generation: Chapter 5

I might go redneck crazy with these jokes. 

Which jokes? Why so serious?

Yet another reference. Really have to make these obvious or you won't pick up on it. Honkytonk badonkadonk.

It's a me, Mario!

That's all I could come up with...

I'm bout out of references. Damn shame too, almost had some whiskey in my water.

STOP IT.

Really? Don't ask me no questions. 

Just kidding, it's just that we always seem to talk back and forth a lot in my discussions...

Nothing wrong with that. I'm ready for warm weather so I can be in suntan city without having to go on vacation down south.

I know, I like it when we have conversations. I like it.

Seriously, I have no god damn clue of what you are talking about.

Light it up, just hit 3000 posts.

Just a whole bunch of country references. I'm out of ones that make sense without sounding awkward in this situation.

Well, congratulations on you're 3000th post, sure hope that accomplishment isn't too far away from me. Off topic question, but do you think I should get an N64? I mean, you own one, right?

It took me a year and a month to hit 3000, just for reference.

I'd recommend an N64. Love that system. 

I'm out for the night, reached my goal for the night, and it's past 10:30.

Good night, I guess I should buy it. But then again, I am VERY happy with my good ol' Gamecube.

I did catch some of those references, but not most of them and Raptor... How did I deserve this torture?

MrHappy, you mentioned warmer weather. I can't wait till it's sunny and 75, but right now I'm stuck in colder weather. 

Got a few more references in there ;)

Looks like the weather is just doin what she likes right now.

Yeah, and I keep asking myself why. It just won't let go of this crazy town.

Raptor, sorry we took over your post, haha. That's how we do it round here and that's how country boys roll ;)

It's getting to the busy time of year, so I've got a lot of leavin left to do now while rain is a good thing. With any luck, I'll get the wheels rollin on my Jeep and put some mud on the tires.

Sorry UCMP, just the spirit of April Fools!