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NEW Fossil DISCOVERY AND NEW Dinosaur characterisitcs Discovered!

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MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 7:03 PM

Recently, Scientists have discovered a lot fo how Raptors, T-Rex, and other dinosaurs were like in REAL life! New evidence suggest that the Velciraptors spolier alert Snape kills Dumbledore looked like this:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/best-raptor-photos-15.jpg

Even then, get this! New Bible passages show that Jesus Christ, Son of God may have been a velciraptor, and he thereotically looked like this!

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001110395/f3414fd3d7d379d095cf4b19c3b1d74e_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg

The evidence to suggest this is this new ancient artifact found in Jerusalem, believed to be where Jesus lived!

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn78/CryingDrake/7BSSZWLMVBSCN5P5II5TQSI7Z2VLAZAY.jpg

And let's not forget about T-Rex! New bones show that Tyrannosaurs didn't take insults lightly! This is truly amazing, folks!

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/cd/3c/d7cd3c394a865cbccd32d37a62c228d0.jpg

And GET THIS: The last Dilophosaurus has been found and when reconstructed, he would have looked like this:

http://doblelol.com/thumbs/pope-francis-says-ifunny-funny_4735902576935377.jpg

AND THE ONE QUESTION THAT YET REAMINS HAS FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS!!!

THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS!!!

These are some REMARKABLE discoveries, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks to this new evidence, we can OFFICAILLY conclude of how these creatures thrived and died! Go and share these news with your friends and family, this is something to be showed to everybody!

A very special thanks to user Primal King for helping me come up with ideas and proofreading this before being posted. This was carefully planned between us for almost a week, without him, most of this might have not been that funny.

Go ahead and post some "evidence" and "new discoveries" of your own!

 

If you want to team up and come up with another one of these another team, message me!

 

 

 

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Primal King
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Agreed. Do what you want.  :)

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Wait so are you a non-vegetarian animal lover? That's something I have NEVER seen before.

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Pest control is the best. It's fun, and I've killed countless European Starlings with my air rifles (495 FPS, can't get a shot within 20 yards these days).

Jack of all trades. Master of none

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I want to hunt a shart in the water with a spear gun.

If I could be anything I would be a Trex.

 

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I hate pest control when it comes to cockroaches... HATE THOSE THINGS. They survivved the extinction of the dinosaurs!

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Aww, people stopped replying... I was aiming for 100 replies but I guess I can't anymore...

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im still here.

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when i worked construction we tore down this old house, built in the 1800s or something like that, we punched a hole in one of the walls and cockroaches spilled out of the walls...nasty lil things.. lots of mice too.

Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.

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Everybody hate those nasty little critters

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this suck no 100 replies.

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I won't give up!

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Me ether.

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We need 7 more.

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Well, it's about 93 now. Will YOU join the resistance?

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No, 5 more.

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What do you fireworks that beling to a T-rex...

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DINO-MITE!!! Heh, okay.

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Well i will certainly do more spoof articles, this was so much fun, making it look all offcial and all...

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Thise was really good.

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It was... wait for next time!

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