Raptor,

I gave myself options. It's not like I didn't make so they could survive.

I don't get the other part.

gojira2k didnt you red the other coments captian 401 is his maniac ''alter ego''

I justweny back and read the comments. I get it know. My Alter Ego comes up every now and then. 

I back!

Oh no, he's back!

Yes, yes I am. I will join you Captain 401. Together we will rule th-

No, no you will not. We have been over this many times. You don't join anyone. In other words, SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

I can't promise anything.

-Gojira

-Captain2K

2K, stand down and consider yourself lucky the Lieutenant hasn't seen this yet. 

Yes, sir.

Finally! He's left, hopefully.

YESSS!!!!!!!!! 2K WE SHALL GO AND KILL ALL OF THE-

Shut up!!! We have been through this!!! THERE IS NO WAR, DAMN IT!!!

OH BUT SOON WE SHALL WATCH THE WORLD CRUMBLE!!!

Look, if you don't stop, I will take away video game privileges-

OKAY!!! I will back off now!

Sorry Captian401, if I join you I will be in big trouble with with Lieutenant 9097.

There is no war! Don't make me take away your TV privileges.

Fine! I wiil leave.

Good. I hope I won't see you again for awhile.

Ouch! Such hostility!

2K, you ditch me, and that's where what's left of you will be found. 

Well, the Lieutenant is back.

Yes, I know, Lieutenant I don't want to die!!

Lieutenant, you brought him back again! It will take forever to get him to go away.

Don't worry this is my last message, unless someone speaks directly to me.

You better hope so. Otherwise, no Swamp People for you,

No, please, not that!

Then stay quiet!

And there isn't a war unless I say so. Without me, the Rebellion is nothing, and I ain't going anywhere, so anyone who stands in the way is f*cked. If there is a war, there isn't at the moment, because I said so.

Oh 2K, if it's death you're afraid of, don't worry, that won't happen, immedietly. It may come in the hospital, a day or so after, but is won't be present when it happens. 

*Shouting from distant room* Are you on the computer again? I told you not to talk to people outside who you know.

No! I'm not god dammit! I'm talking to myself! Sometimes, I need expert advice.

Sir, you are the best military commander I have ever seen. Please don't kill me, please!!

I said shut up!

I said I would be quiet unless someine addressed me.

Good point. Now stay quiet.

I will, don't worry. Lieutenant, I know how you feel. Sometimes I need it too.

What did I just say.

Sorry.

2K, you have a high position of authority in my perfect world. Once we take over, you will get anything you want, besides total control, that's my job. 

Are you plotting to take over the world again?

Maybe.

I told you to write it down, not post it on the internet.

That's a good idea. Are you sure I'm the lunatic? You're an evil genius.

Thanks.

Good. Will I get the Godzilla Forum once we win?

Okay, it's fine to talk to other people, but I draw the line at plotting to take over the world.

This is not plotting to take over the world. This is asking a simple question.

That was not a simple question. You are asking what you would get if when you win the world.

Fair enough. I could always discuss it with you?

I'd be okay with that.

Shall we start?

Okay! I will get a pen and paper. Maybe me, you, Lieutenant, and Mr. Happy could discuss notes.

That would be fun!

This topic is no longer a "What do you do?" topic, it is a War topic now.

I don't see why not. And yes, planning could be fun. Email me. If you don't have Mr.Happy's email, PM him.

Are you giving out my email again!?

No.

Fair enough. Tell Gojira that Spino vs Sarchosuchus will be done tomorrow morning at the latest. 

Why do I have to tell him?

Because you're at the friggin computer, and he is your follower. Maybe participate in the discussion.

2K, did you hear that? Your fight is coming up soon.

What would I do? Well, it goes a little like this.

Well, I would grab the assault rifle I always keep with me, shoot all ten babies in the lower body, whip out my knife and slash the parent's throats, then smash the babies head in. 

There wasn't an assault rifle given though

I don't listen to rules, I make them. If I want an assault rifle, I will damn well change the rules to do that.

How many times do I have to tell you, there is no war.

Awesome! Can't wait to read it!

So do I! And no, there is no war!

I know that. I just thought we could plan for a future war, that might actually happen this time.

Far enough.

Lieutenant, if you keep an assault riffle in your car, then you could have it.

He's got a point.

More like jacked up truck. Aw hell, it's a diesel, I don't need no damn gas. What was I thinking going in there? Oh yeah, I wanted to kill something. 

I know how you feel sometimes.

No, no you don't! You're evil but, you are not that evil!

You don't know.

Yes I do. We are the same person.

Good point.  You have to admit, you feel that way sometimes.

No I don't!

Yes, you do.

No!

Admit it.

No!

Admit it!

Fine, I do feel that way sometimes, but not as much as you.

Finally!

Well, which one of you is the real Gojira I may never figure out, but my alter ego is Mr.Happy, just so you guys are aware.

Did someone call for me?

No, now leave me alone, I'm cleaning my shotgun.

Alright, sorry.

It's fine, I understand. I'm a lunatic, but so are you.

I know. 

I'm the real Gojira.

And I'm the one that pops up every now and then.

Well, you might want to edit what you said a little bit, or else all you're getting control of is a porta-john.

I not quite sure what you mean.

Poops up every now and then? Seriously? Re-read what you said.

Okay, now I see it. It's been fixed. Thanks for letting me know.

That could have been awkward.

this topic should be renamed ''alter ego figth''

seriously sicne like the 13th coment nobody has talked about ''what would you do?''

Maybe one of us should actually make a topic like that.

MWAH MWAH, I CHANGED THE TOPIC NAME!!!

Did you seriously just change the discussion name?

YES, NOW BEFORE ME!!!

Dude, I just took you to the Movies and you still insist on this war?

YES, I PLAN TO SOON TAKE OVER AND BEFRIEND DOZENS OF ALLIES!!! I SHALL TALK TO LITUENANT 9097.

What, I thought you guys were enemies!!!

THAT CAN CHANGE, RAPTOR!!! WE SHALL HAVE WORLD DOMINATION!!!

"We" means you.

BUT FOOL DO YOU REALISE I AM YOU.

Oh... Didn't see that coming...

HAHA! FOOL!

Dude we made a deal, if you stay off my account you could sleep in my house. Don't make me kick you out.

NO!!! yOU CAN'T DO IT TO ME!!! I NEVER WANT TO GO BACK BEING A MERE MORTAL EVER AGAIN!!!

You realise you still are a mortal right?

YES, BUT SOON WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT!

Well, starnge guy, he nows left... wonder where he went...

Correction. "We" Means "I," Lieutenant 9097 , will have world domination. 401, if you are willing to take orders from me, Lieutenant 9097, leader of the Rebellion, we can talk, if not, stay out if my way and consider yourself lucky I can't legally buy Vodka. Wait, I make the rules, screw that, I'm going to buy some Vodka.

Hey, anyone think I should do a special post for my 4000ty post? Like, any fight at all.

Yes, do a Rex vs Spino.

Not a Rex vs Spino, it pisses certain people off.

Well, if they don't like it, tell them they suck it. And if they get pissed off, lock the topic until they leave, no problem.

I'll think about that.

You're learning well.

Yes Mr. Happy, you should make a special fight.

Now look whose railing people up.

What? I didn't say he should do a Rex vs Spino.

Yes, but you know you want him to.

That is true. Mr. Happy maybe you could make a Rex vs Spino fight have no winner. Make a draw.

But what's the fun in that?

Because, if he does make it a draw, there would be no winner, and no one would get pissed off.

Must I repeat myself?

No! We are not starting another war single-handedly.

Fine. You the last one was fun for awhile.

Yeah, it was. You know, I'm actually starting to get used to you being here.

I'm touched. I'm getting used to you too.

wOw

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Well, I'm out of shotgun ammo, I used it to shoot the Spino in the face. Now, I shoot the mother Pteranodon in the head three times. I do the same to the father. seeing the babies, I take some pretty pictures, while also hurting them with flash photography. They're still staring at me, so I shine the flashlight at them. Then I leave them my safari jacket and jump into the river below me. I then swim out.

Well I have no clue what's going on here and I think I'd rather not find out.

WHY IT IS GOOD YOU HAVE ASKED REX FAN, JOIN ME AND LITEUNANT 9097 AND GOJIRA 2K SO WE MAY RULE IN WORLD DOMINATION.

What are you doing here AGAIN?

WHY ISN'T IT OBVIOUS YOU MORTAL FOOL, WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER.

Won't say it again, if you don't shut up about this world domination, I will take you to the Aslyum.

FOOL, DO YOU REALISE THAT IF I GO TO AN ASLYUM YOU GO TO!!!

Yah, but you are a complete LUNATIC!!!

SO ARE YOU!!!

No I'm not!!!

HA! AS IF! I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU. I CAN READ YOUR MIND, ABOUT HOW ONE DAY YOU SHALL RULE THE FORUMS AND HAVE EVERYONE BOW-FJHVUHAIUDFWAYUEFGSDUIHGVSEIUHBVPWEUHASRIOCASRYTNCREHGIWGREIUWXMIWG

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Wow, sorry about that!!!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!?? WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU SLAM THE KEYBOARD AGAINST MY FACE!!!!

That does not concern you, now off we go to the First Aid Kit!!!

Um, Captain? Are you implying that I am now your leader, AND the D.A.F. has allied with the Rebellion, ready to rule the world under the command of, I, Lieutenant 9097? If so, I like that idea.

NO, I WAS THINKING WE COULD START ANOTHER GROUP... A GROUP WE START AFRESH...

Okay HOLD THE PHONE. There is no way in hell you are going to join the Rebellion.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO- SDIVBIASBOXFGYQYOWXWQREJFGX

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OWWWW!!!! sTOP SLAMMING MY FACE AGAINST THE kEYBOARD!!!

Serves you right

as long as im here you lunatics wont rule the world