Spinosaurus Conspiracy Theory

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Raptor-401

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So, I came up with this crazy theory about the Spinosaurus in JP 3... Judging by all the factual evidence I have gathered up...

THE SPINOSAURUS IN JP 3 IS NOTHING OTHER THAN A...

VAMPIRE!!!

IT all makes sense. One of the weaknesses for a vampire is...

WOOD!!! This explains why it it is afraid of the small wooden door and two trees.

Spinosaurus also feeds on blood, which is why on the airplane seen BLOOD IS SEEN ON THE WINDOW!!! It was sucking on the blood!!!

This also explains why Spinosaurus cannot die in JP 3. The bite Spinosaurus gave to the Rex even turned the Rex INTO A VAMPIRE!!!It makes sense, doesn't it!!! The bite on the neck killed the Rex because it was a bite from a vampire!!! That's why it survived the fierce bite from Rex!!!

Comment if you have evidence to prove or disprove this!!!

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June 10, 2014

wasn't the Spinosaurus out in the day time for the majority of the movie?

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June 10, 2014

But Vampires don't die in the sun, they SPARKLE!!!

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June 10, 2014

Have you been watching the Twilight?

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June 10, 2014

Np, haven't seen a single movie but someone told me about it...

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June 10, 2014

I hated those movies. They were just so bad.

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June 10, 2014

I am glad I have not seen any of them..

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June 10, 2014

I have a method to disprove it. JP was all about genetic engineering. So obviously, the JP3 Spino had Bullsh!t DNA in it.

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June 10, 2014

No it didn't!!! A vampire bit the spino!!!

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June 10, 2014

You should be. I have to admit, it would be cool if the Spinosaurus was a vampire. But it would have to be a good version.

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June 10, 2014

this is one of your jokes rigth?

also look at this crocodaial caled the gharial dosent it remember you of spino

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June 10, 2014

Well, I commented, so I'm done.

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June 10, 2014

I don't think people seem to understand I was and am joking around. I thought everyone would go on with the joke but I guess not today...

No I am not joking!!! This is FACTUAL EVIDENCE!!!

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June 10, 2014

Okay then, see you Mr. Happy...

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June 10, 2014

Haha! I hope this doesn't start another war.

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June 10, 2014

any one else having problems with scified in and out-boxes, profiles and the main page

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June 10, 2014

No, it seems to be just you Catzilla.

Gojira2K, as long as Delta doesn't come out of the shadows again...

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June 10, 2014

I just wonder how it would become a war. Maybe Vampires (which ride vampire dinosaurs) vs Humans. Which would you chose?

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June 10, 2014

finally its working for me,gojira2k i would choose vampires

Also i would like to see vampires in a jp comic the spino should transmit the dessise to the raptors and other dinosaurs and pepole something like marvel zombies

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June 10, 2014

RAPTOR401 - Hahaha! Now that's an interesting assertion! Hmm, well, perhaps the the vampire that bit the Spinosaurus in prehistory landed on the branch of a tree (in bat form) and got stuck in sap. A bajillion years passed, and scientists found him stuck in an amber deposit - extracting the blood from him and paving the way for a whole park full of Nosferatusauruses! Not only that, but the orginal vampire is likely not dead (being undead by nature) - and since the scientists have drilled into the amber containing him, it's only a matter of time before he breaks free to command his legion of quasi-dead, sparkling, Jurassic thralls! ;)

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June 10, 2014

Thank you for your speculations, Something Real!!! It's stuff like this I want people to say about my "theories"!!!

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