In spirt of April fools

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Ultra Predator

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I belive we should post some dinosaur joke on here because of april fools here one I believed was funny post in the comment the one you thought here funny or post your own

What’s the best way to talk to a Velociraptor?

Long distance

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Lord Vader
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Lord VaderApril 01, 2014

If, for whatever reason, someone gets mad, this topic will be closed immediately.

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UCMP 118742April 01, 2014

Why can't you hear a Pteranodon go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

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Rex Fan 684April 01, 2014

Sorry I posted so many, I couldn't resist, haha.

PS- MrHappy, I agree.

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Lord VaderApril 01, 2014

Thanks for agreeing Rex Fan.

Here's two more.

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Sci-Fi King25April 01, 2014

(Why did I post this if I don't believe in evolution?)

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Gojira2KApril 01, 2014

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

What do you call a blind dionsaur's dog?

Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.

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Sci-Fi King25April 01, 2014

@Gorjira,

I think you were the first one to add JP jokes.

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Gojira2KApril 01, 2014

I couldn't help it. I just had to.

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.

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x_paden_xApril 01, 2014

Challange.

Accepted.

(I find this one kinda sad.)

(IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW)

(I think I may just do that...)

(I'm not super religous, I prefer Evolution, But I found this funny)

(AHHAHAHA)

Sorry for long post, but it was nessicary

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Lord VaderApril 01, 2014

All excellent pictures Paden. Haha, I will destroy you. *Museum gets bombed*

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Sci-Fi King25April 01, 2014

@Paden,

So a Cyanide and Happiness comic? I'll be right back

*Rapidly searches internet for dinosaur comic*'

Meh. Also, check out my new fansite piece of news!

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

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Raptor-401April 01, 2014

Nice pictures.

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