If you could own a pet dinosaur, what would it be and MORE?

If you could have a pet dinosaur, what would it be? How would you treat it? What woudl you name it? What would you feed it? Woudl you groom it, if it had any feathers? What Gender? And if possible, why for eah question? I would want a pet Triceratops, and I would want it female and name it Sarah, you kow TriSARAHtops? I would treat it like a dog, maybe a cat, and I would try to groom and cuddle it. I would cut off part of the horns, and I would feed just some plants.

RULES:

1- Ignore the fact that it would be IMPOSSIBLE to live in these conditions

2- It has to be an ACTUAL DINOSAUR, no "Underwater", or "Flying" dinosaurs, because the aren't really dinosaurs.

3- Other than that, it can be anything you want, just make sure it is a real live dinosaur, not a animal that COEXISTED with a dinosaur.

4- Please don't mention about my profile pic and how it seems like I seem "unimpressed."

5- Try not to go off topic......... unless I do first, :P